Honestly though, bathmate isn't even all that difficult. Now, I'm not going to tell you that all you need to do is pop some miracle pill and hope for the best. Likewise, you can't just strap on some gimmicky pump or stretcher and expect to be hung like a pornstar. Real bathmate takes some time and dedication, but what thing worth having doesn't take a bit of effort?

I can't show you the seven-inch cover of the new Nice Face single, from Chicago's Hozac Records. The innocuous image at right (culled from Nice Face's MySpace page) is a far cry from the giant pink cartoon penis pictured on the actual cover of the 45. The back cover, which features a crudely-drawn image of some kind of in-use penis pump, is equally unsuitable for a family-friendly website.
And yet I am compelled to write about this band, mainly because the new single -- especially the smokin' A-side, "Exterminator" is such a triumph. (The slightly pokier B-side, "F.U.B.A.R. Over You" is also pretty good, but so far I've been obsessed with the title cut).